LAZY EYE HAVER ASTROLOGY

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GIFT CERTIFICATE: MARGUERITE HARDASS

$295.00
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In this 3.5 hour session we'll take a loving & good hard look at your birth chart, bringing the insight of its dynamics to bear on the heavy duty stuff in your life. Named in honor of the great French novelist Marguerite Duras, the Marguerite Hardass session is like a year of therapy in one fell swoop, plus it's a great introduction to the fundamentals of astrology.

GIFT CERTIFICATE: MINI MARIE

$90.00
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A lazy-eye-having 60-minute birth chart session for somebody immortally royal in your life. Named after the very charming but lacking-in-self-awareness Marie Antoinette, this lil astrology session is better than cake. Also better than bread! And way way better than losing your head.

PACKAGE DEAL - THE BIRTH RIGHTS INTENSIVE

$400.00
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This revolutionary 1-on-1 workshop combines astrology and creative writing, based on courses I taught at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics at Naropa (2013) and the Provincetown Fine Arts Work Center (2015).
We begin with a 90-minute astrology session, during which I'll assign you a special project based on my study of your work sample and birth chart. Then in about a week's time, once you've submitted your assignment i, we'll meet for a second 90-minute session to delve further into your stars & examine what your new work has uncovered.

PACKAGE DEAL: THE FIBONACCI FIVE

$440.00
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A sequence of 5 weekly 60-minute star sessions.
This package is for those who have received an introduction to the birth chart in either a Mini Marie or a Marguerite Hardass & want to delve deeper. We'll work with current transits, dream interpretation, theraputic & divinatory modalities, & good old-fashioned epistemological inquiry not only to get deeper into the insights your birth chart has to offer on what you've got going on in life these days, but to expand your astrological knowledge all around.