Nerdy Touch Specialist
Guilt Tax Tribute
You're guilty and you know it, you filthy pig! You don't feel guilty enough, but this will help ease that itch.
Six Month Discipline Tax
Commit to your discipline. You obviously don't understand self control. Even if you're not local, I'll still get at the naughty little tush.
Three Month Audit
For the next 3 months, every 2 weeks I'll remind you about what you did. Not just through your wallet either, I'll surprise you with a slice of your crow pie.