Nerdy Touch Specialist

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Guilt Tax Tribute

Lump Contribution

$1,500.00
You're guilty and you know it, you filthy pig! You don't feel guilty enough, but this will help ease that itch.

Six Month Discipline Tax

$750.00
per month for 6 months ($4,500.00 total)
Commit to your discipline. You obviously don't understand self control. Even if you're not local, I'll still get at the naughty little tush.

Three Month Audit

$200.00
every 2 weeks for 24 weeks ($2,400.00 total)
For the next 3 months, every 2 weeks I'll remind you about what you did. Not just through your wallet either, I'll surprise you with a slice of your crow pie.